This guy looks like he sits in a coffee shop all day, orders 1 item, and pretends to do 'work', which is actually just him scrolling through linkedin to try and find another friend from his millennial herd. Because normal people definitely use linkedin to socialise.

 

 

 

 

 

An astronaut driving a VW camper. Brilliant. I know exactly how to motivate my employees more and produce a better working environment, a black wall with some white masking tape from B&Q. Just looking at this makes me feel energised to setup a meeting in which we talk about how to plan the meeting which plans the meeting on which JIRA ticket to focus on next week. I'm starting to think the guy on the left is responsible for making these default website templates.